Current location:	san francisco
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Entry tags:	humor

from da woj
roger_kuin intones:

PS re title: did you hear the one about Bush's and Cheney's White House breakfast?

Waitress asks them what they'd like.

Cheney says, "Just some hotcakes and syrup,, please."

"And you, Mr President?" she asks.

"I'd like a quickie," says Dubya.

"Well, I never!" she bridles. "Mr President, you're getting as bad as your predecessor!"

As she flounces out, Cheney whispers to Bush, "George, it's pronounced 'quiche'..."

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